Kek Be Praised!!

TRUMP!!! HAS !!! WON!!!!!

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN, AND THE SOUND IS GLORIOUS!!!

And Trump took WISCONSIN!!!!  I can hardly believe that.  My own, humble little state, which everybody (including us) figured would go for Clinton, has not only cast it’s vote for Trump, we’ve re-elected a much deserving U.S. Senator.  Hearty, high-energy congratulations to both President-Elect Trump, and Senator Ron Johnson!  What a great day this is!  Wisconsin hasn’t gone Republican in a Presidential race since freakin’ 1984!!

Now please pardon me while I go dance around my apartment and laugh in sheer glee some more.  I feel like a six-year-old on Christmas morning, and it’s the BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!  :D