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All Hail the Onion

I saw this quoted over on Vox Day’s blog and actually had to check to make sure it wasn’t serious:

Moving quickly to begin the process of filling the unexpected vacancy on the Supreme Court bench, President Obama spent much of the weekend compiling a shortlist of gay, transsexual abortion doctors to replace the late Antonin Scalia, White House sources confirmed Monday. “These are all exemplary candidates with strong homosexual values and proven records of performing partial-birth abortions, but am I missing anyone?” Obama reportedly asked himself while reviewing his list of queer, gender-nonconforming, feminist Planned Parenthood employees, all of whom were also said to be black immigrants. “I definitely have enough post-op transsexuals on the list, but it is a little light on pre-op candidates. And I should probably add a cop killer or two on here just to round out my options.” Sources later confirmed that Obama was attempting to rapidly narrow the list down to the single best nominee to submit to the Senate in hopes of wrapping up confirmation hearings before his choice had to leave to attend the Hajj pilgrimage.

Ok, they got me. :)

 

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Trump to conquer England, assume monarchy

Just for laughs, I have to post this.

Petitioning Donald Trump: The USA To Conquer England

Given that:

1) The UK has been overrun with Muslim invaders
2) The English have lost the gene to defend their people
3) The English have an Orwellian Police State

We hereby request that our glorious leader, President Trump, do the following:

1) Invade and conquer England
2) Establish the House of Trump as the new Monarchy
3) Remove Muslims from the land
4) Require Americans to mate with English to remove the cuck gene

RAMZPAUL Ramsey started this petition with a single signature, and now has 1,044 supporters.

What a hoot!