TRUMP!!! HAS !!! WON!!!!!
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN, AND THE SOUND IS GLORIOUS!!!
And Trump took WISCONSIN!!!! I can hardly believe that. My own, humble little state, which everybody (including us) figured would go for Clinton, has not only cast it’s vote for Trump, we’ve re-elected a much deserving U.S. Senator. Hearty, high-energy congratulations to both President-Elect Trump, and Senator Ron Johnson! What a great day this is! Wisconsin hasn’t gone Republican in a Presidential race since freakin’ 1984!!
Now please pardon me while I go dance around my apartment and laugh in sheer glee some more. I feel like a six-year-old on Christmas morning, and it’s the BEST CHRISTMAS EVER! :D